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wife. mom. dog person. pizza eater. netflix watcher. north dakotan. weirdo.

I got a bottle of honey barbecue sauce from BWW and a Kitchen Aid whisk from Kohl’s for $.42!

— 3 days ago with 2 notes
#personal  #yay 
life-lings:

Hidden garden  Seattle Washington

life-lings:

Hidden garden
Seattle Washington

(via forever-yours-7514)

— 6 days ago with 6180 notes

karenkavett:

troyeslittletwink:

versa-tilly:

swooty-swooty-comin-4-dat-booty:

pompadouche:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

i hate her too

what did I just watch

What

Is that one supposed to be avril lavigne?

I just get so happy every time this shows up on my dashboard.

I feel so uncomfortable right now

(Source: youtube.com, via ofgeography)

— 6 days ago with 463644 notes

Where did Taylor go? I hate when I lose track of people I like! :(

— 2 weeks ago
#alternate-universes 

How do so many people think satirical articles are real? If you see a ridiculous headline, and you don’t know anything about the source, maybe try googling it. And if someone tells you it’s satire and you still think it’s real… I can’t help you anymore.

— 2 weeks ago with 2 notes
#personal  #satire  #people  #stupid 
Ugh.

I’m watching Parenthood and Kristina has cancer. Her daughter was across the country at college and came home to be there with her and they had to tell all their relatives what was going on.

I’m crying now while I’m trying to feed Kyle. After everything that’s happened with my mom in the past 10 months, especially with me not being able to be there, it just hits really close to home when I see stuff like this. I need to get my emotions under control.

— 2 weeks ago
#personal  #family 
If you need a sign to not kill yourself tonight, this is it.

noregretsjust-love:

You are loved. You are important. You make a difference in this world. You are destined to do great things. Your life is just beginning. Suicide is not the answer to your problems, overcoming them is. One day you will look back and say to yourself, "I survived, and because I survived, I am stronger than I ever thought I could be."

Worldwide Suicide Hotlines

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— 2 weeks ago with 4852 notes

I wish I were really good at something. I feel like I’m average at some things and I’m bad at some things but there isn’t really anything I’m good at. I think that’s a big part of why I haven’t gone back to school. I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I love my life. I love my family and I’m actually happier now than I ever have been. But I feel like I worked so hard in high school and (at least part of) college and now I have nothing to show for it.

— 2 weeks ago
#personal 

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

(via zooeyclairedeschanel)

— 3 weeks ago with 219479 notes

I hate being put in the middle of other people’s drama.

— 3 weeks ago
#personal 
People are so dumb.

We’re selling my car. It’s a 2012 Honda Civic that has less than 25,000 miles on it. Some girl messaged Joe about it asking how much we wanted, then said “Oh, nevermind, I can only spend $5,000 at the most.”

You really thought we were gonna sell a two year old car with 25,000 miles for less than $5,000…?

— 3 weeks ago
#personal  #stupid people